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08 Sep You are not Hercules, relax

There are very few things in this world that annoy me and if I happen to find something that does, I can usually look past it.  However, one thing that has been driving me up the freaking wall lately is NOISY AND GRUNTY MEN AT THE GYM.  I don’t get it…if something is so heavy that you must yell and throw it on the floor THEN IT IS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU MY FRIEND.  Honestly, being a girl at the gym is intimidating enough, but having some wannabe heavy weight champions throwing weights around right beside me makes it a billion times more uncomfortable.  And I don’t even know who the heck they think they’re impressing because all I’m thinking is that you’re looking for attention and that you look absolutely ridiculous, so maybe it is time for you to pack up and go home.  Not once in my fitness life have I ever seen a guy with puffy muscles, grunting away in the corner and throwing things around in the corner and thought to myself “wow he is very attractive.  He must be so strong” No, I am thinking “Jeez maybe try something a little lighter or you might hurt yourself”.  If all of this wasn’t annoying enough, these men also have the AUDACITY to look at me…no no STARE AT ME…. while I’m trying to workout.  They gawk at me like I’m doing something wrong because all I’m doing is bicep curls with my little 10 pound weights.  SORRY THIS IS ALL I CAN HANDLE….at least I’m not disrupting the whole gym because I’m using my 100000lbs weight to compensate for something (lol sorry, but really).  I don’t care if you’re into heavy lifting or you feel you need to wear shirts with the sleeves cut off, however my day would be a lot better if I didn’t have to see every vein in your biceps and neck popping out.  Another point that I would like to make is that there are also female “body builders” at my gym and NOT ONCE have a heard anything other than a gasp of air leaving their mouths.  So like I don’t know… if girls can manage contain themselves then you can to.  You are not Hercules relax!!!!!

 

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